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70 Silly Questions To Ask Your Friends At The Next Sesh

December 25, 2025 06:00 am ET Estimated Read Time: 5 Minutes

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70 Silly Questions To Ask Your Friends At The Next Sesh

Nothing makes a smoke sesh better than ridiculous topics and plenty of giggles. It’s truly a peak feeling to be just the right amount of high, with no upcoming responsibilities, while surrounded by friends geeking out over whether or not cars can run on water or what three wishes they would want from a genie.

Sometimes, though, the weed is so strong that you can’t come up with any good topics on your own – that’s where we come in! If you’re looking for some perfectly silly conversation starters for your next stoner party, we’ve got you covered.

From hypothetical questions to bizarre fun facts and riddles, there’s something for everyone on this list. Select a few favorites, or work your way through them all. Just don’t be surprised if your discussion gets completely sidetracked after only one or two – that’s how you know you picked out a great strain.

As a bonus, these are also excellent ways to get to know your friends better!

Hypothetical Situations

How many tigers would it take to defeat the sun?
How long would you survive in the apocalypse? What about a natural disaster apocalypse vs. a zombie apocalypse?
If you were a cult leader, what would your cult be like?
If the purge was real, what would you do first?
What superpower would you NOT want?
What breed of dog would you be?
If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?
What mythical creature/cryptid would you be?
If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would it be?
Would you rather have bionic arms or bionic legs?
If all animals were the same size, who would win in a fight?
Who’s in your dream smoke circle?
You can replace any movie with muppet characters instead of people. What do you choose?
You’re gifted $10 million, with the caveat that a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life. If he catches you, you die. Do you take the money?
If you had to get rid of a color, which one would you pick?

Fun Facts + Trivia

Did you know humans can’t actually feel water?
Did you know plants and mushrooms emit sounds?
Did you know some animals have accents?

Did you know dead people can get goosebumps?

Did you know LEGO is the biggest tire manufacturer in the world?
Did you know the center of the Earth is hotter than the surface of the sun?
Did you know there are more ways to shuffle a deck of cards than there are molecules in the universe?

Did you know butterflies remember being caterpillars?

Did you know 20% of all mammal species are bats?

Did you know “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a grammatically correct sentence?

Did you know sharks are older than trees?

Did you know you can’t hum while holding your breath?
Did you know a chicken once lived 18 months without a head?
Did you know Australia is wider than the moon?

Did you know clouds weigh a million tons?

Mind Benders

Are dreams actually windows into another reality?
What came before God?
What do teeth taste like?
Do mermaids have babies or lay eggs?
Can you inflate a balloon underwater?
Is your true self the one thinking or the one reacting to your thoughts?
What color are mirrors?
Why is the alphabet in order?
What would happen if Pinocchio said, “My nose will now grow”?
Are fish wet? Can they see water?
Do crabs think fish can fly?
How many wild birds do you think you’ve seen twice?
If the universe is expanding, what’s it expanding into?
Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

What if the only reason we can’t pass through mirrors is that our reflection is stopping us?

Nonsense Questions

Is a quesadilla a sandwich? What about a taco? Or a hot dog?
Is a block of cheese a loaf of milk?
Is cereal soup?
Do straws have one or two holes?
What’s your credit card number? (haha jk… unless?)
Does pineapple go on pizza?
What three items would you buy at the grocery store to freak out the cashier?
What’s the worst possible name to give a child?
You can be underwhelmed and overwhelmed – can you be just whelmed?
Is the “s” or the “c” silent in scent?
How much sawdust can you put in a Rice Krispies treat before people notice?
What conspiracy theory do you believe?
If you buy a DiGiorno pizza on Amazon and it’s delivered to your house, is it still DiGiorno?
If a cyclops closes its eye, is it a wink or a blink?
Can really small surfers ride microwaves?

READ: How to Throw a Stoner Party on a Budget

Riddles

Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
What is light as a feather, but becomes harder to keep the longer you hold it?
An archaeologist finds a coin dated 50 B.C. and immediately knows it’s fake. How did he know?
There are three men on a boat. They have four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?
What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
In a race, you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
What letter is at the end of the rainbow?
What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
I have thirteen hearts but no stomach. What am I?

Answers: Leaves. Breath. People in 50 B.C. didn’t know what B.C. was. They toss one cigarette over to make the boat a cigarette lighter. Artichokes. Second place. W. The “C.” Edam. A deck of cards.

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Emily is a Denver-based transplant from Virginia who is passionate about substance use harm reduction, yoga, and music. She writes and edits to support the extravagant lifestyles of her pug and cat. When she's not writing, she can be found doing flow and aerial arts or browsing flights to faraway places.

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